FML : Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend...

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Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chaos2007 / Wednesday 13 May 2009 05:11 / United States

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By simplyabsurd | 0

#194922 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:43

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

By deaditegirl | 0

#194915 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

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By plexico | 3

#194910 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

MILF!!!!

By Jade_Rothwell | 0

#194911 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

tc710 | 0

#869407 - Thursday 18 February 2010 19:53

how did you use you're incorrectly, and then use the correct one in the next line? fail

ryguy1997 | 0

#971072 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 17:29

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Lone_Wolf_099 | 5

#987942 - Monday 3 May 2010 10:37

Yup You can already buy 3d monitors for a comp I got one with my alienware.

HedgehogHead | 0

#1038290 - Monday 21 June 2010 19:57

y was she listenin 2 ur answerin machine? nosy.

jazziness | 12

#2364593 - Sunday 17 April 2011 21:37

321 who even pays attention to that

blanquito | 1

#2787732 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:48

better make her pay for that shit.. dumbitch

rttr | 18

#4650120 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 20:40

He wanted to spend time with his mom. He doesn't have to be with his GF EVERY house of the day

dragonrider1959 | 18

#5996658 - Thursday 3 July 2014 19:32

He can have a life outside of her . The fact that you think he can't shows what an insecure little girl you are.

KrazyKatz3 | 26

#7539773 - Monday 11 September 2017 1:45

I agree! Why celebrate your birthday without your live in girlfriend? If it was a family thing fine but doesn't sound it. Otherwise she should have been invited at least....

By tayliarae | 0

#194913 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

FYI but did you make her pay for the plasma?

cowmeleon | 2

#2811574 - Sunday 3 July 2011 8:07

who even uses plasmas anymore? Isn't LED and LCD what's hot right now?

ChakatBlackstar | 28

#5439381 - Monday 8 April 2013 2:16

Some videophiles still prefer the quality of the plasma over the LED and LCD screens

By deaditegirl | 0

#194915 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

purplebluetattoo | 3

#1014441 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 2:28

Totally. I would kill that bitch. Not literally but she should buy you all new shit and then dump her.

By cselby | 0

#194919 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:42

So, your girlfriend not only was absent from your birthday party, but doesn't know what your mom sounds like? Fake. If it somehow is true then wow, that girl is insane, i'd move far away from her..

By affa99 | 0

#194921 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:43

You're mom sounds....like a slut?

I suggest a lawsuit against your girlfriend =)

Chocolate_Chunk | 2

#1040050 - Wednesday 23 June 2010 7:47

you are mom? I'm pretty sure he's male

isaiaha11 | 2

#1120201 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:59

i agree file a lawsuit

By simplyabsurd | 0

#194922 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:43

By Ambsies | 0

#194924 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:43

hopefully she now is your EX-girlfriend. She sounds insecure and kinda nuts.

By Stupidpeople | 0

#194928 - Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:44

She's got no right to smash your stuff, even if it was another woman who left a message.......what did your mum say on the answerphone for your GF to think it was another woman any way?