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MILF!!!!
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Show it anywayhow did you use you're incorrectly, and then use the correct one in the next line? fail
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Show it anywayy was she listenin 2 ur answerin machine? nosy.
He can have a life outside of her . The fact that you think he can't shows what an insecure little girl you are.
FYI but did you make her pay for the plasma?
who even uses plasmas anymore? Isn't LED and LCD what's hot right now?
Some videophiles still prefer the quality of the plasma over the LED and LCD screens
So, your girlfriend not only was absent from your birthday party, but doesn't know what your mom sounds like? Fake. If it somehow is true then wow, that girl is insane, i'd move far away from her..
hopefully she now is your EX-girlfriend. She sounds insecure and kinda nuts.
She's got no right to smash your stuff, even if it was another woman who left a message.......what did your mum say on the answerphone for your GF to think it was another woman any way?
Probably... "Oh you were sooooo good last night!"
Haha your mum sounds like a ****
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I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.
Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...