Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML
by brokeass / 06/13/2012 at 8:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
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That's when you kill it and throw it at the windshield of his car.
#6 - On 06/13/2012 at 10:27am by StanSmith
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Landlords just don't listen these days.
#2 - On 06/13/2012 at 10:26am by enchi999
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