Go die.

It was never here in the first place.

It never left...

Saying first is soooo old like how could you do that omg like whyyyy! Lol, well anyways I guess it's better that you actually got first instead of being the 8th commenter saying it. Still annoying though. :p

First to comment. Last to get laid!!! LOLZ Wait, aren't we all saying stupid overused things?

The fact that I had to click on your comment to see what it said should express just how popular your idea is (right now, you're at -34 votes).

#1 Does it ******* matter? No one gives a ******* prickshit about you being first!

Well, good for you for that seemingly worthless achievement! Do we have to praise you now for being first?

Not so epic for OP

I'd be suspicious too if a random girl did that to my boyfriend , even though I trust him. You'll still wonder "what if...."

That's a quick way to ruin a relationship. I mean how can you prove that you DON'T know her...

Its not a prank! She wasnt talking to him she was talking to his gf and the gf trying to play it off by saying hes cheating when its really her!! Or maybe it is a prank

70 - There are several ways to support the fact that (he claims) he doesn't know her. 1. He can make her (if she has a cell phone or home phone) call him and show his girlfriend that he doesn't have her number saved and prove they did not exchange any texts before. 2. He can take her name and show his girlfriend he doesn't have her on Facebook (which you usually have people you know on it on your friends list) 3. He can ask the random girl to identify several things about him, and unless she is a professional stalker, she wouldn't be able to say much about him. However, 1 and 2 will work just fine even if she is a stalker :).

Maybe she was talking to his gf. Haha

#95 - There are quite a few flaws in your arguments. Like what I assume #70 implied, it's quite easy to prove that you know someone with the direct opposites of the solutions your provided, however, things aren't that easy when you have to prove that you don't know someone. 1. Not having someone else's phone number or having that person as a Facebook friend doesn't instantly prove that you don't know that particular person. It just proves that you have no form of contact which could easily be uncovered. After all, you and the other person could easily have memorized each other's numbers or have other means of contact. Considering that OP's girlfriend has so little trust in OP, isn't it likely that her thoughts would be something along those lines? 2. Furthermore, I don't think that it's plausible to claim that you don't know someone simply because you can't provide any information about that particular person. It would work if you were trying to prove that you knew someone by providing information about the other person, but it doesn't really work the other way. After all, one could just claim not to have any information about the other person even if he did know the person really well. Things don't always work both ways. I get that you're looking it at from the viewpoint that this person is some random person that probably had no idea who OP was, but look at it this way too. What if the person's intention was to deliberately cause problems for OP? At this point in time, even if she didn't know OP personally, she could easily pull out and adopt another approach - by pretending not to know OP while at the same time dropping obvious hints that she might. OP's girlfriend would probably believe at this point in time that both OP and the other person were lying. 3.In addition, we have to once again take into account the lack of trust OP's girlfriend has in him. In such a situation, she would probably be able to speculate and come up with many other theories than just the 2 that I've proposed. That pretty much means that without some solid evidence that OP had never met that girl before, he's not going to be able to get himself out of this.

Maybe she got the couple mixed up, and really thought she knew them. In any case, what DID she know, exactly?

105 -Your comment is too long. I skipped 2 and most of 3. There was no summary either so I have no idea what you were saying.

I thank the random girl that OP met for giving me this lovely idea!

You just got punk'd.

105 - tl;dr

95 - What the hell makes you think the random girl stayed around to chat?

Im gunna do that ... >:)

Then you are not in a healthy relationship, and I suggest you work out those trust issues you have with your partner before something actually DOES happen to the two of you and it causes even more problems down the road.

This is what you do. She knocks on the window, yells, "I knew it!", you shout, "Who the hell are you?!" while jumping out of your car and chasing that random lady away yelling, "stop stalking me you crazy bitch! I don't even know you!" Problem solved.

Haha I'm going to Walmart and target and doing this today to every couple I see

169 - Please don't. Although it is a fantastic prank, you can ruin people's lives. I don't want that, they don't want that, lil baby Jesus doesn't want that, and I'm sure you wouldn't want that to happen to you.

I thought it was bitches be trippin or maybe thats just the only way ive heard it

I've heard of both..

4- my thoughts exactly.

Haha that is the first thing that came to mind.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper!!

BaZinga

Bitches ain't got nothin on Dora.

Stalkers have lives.

^ Well you can't bet on that. I once had a stalker who kept on calling and texting for months. He knew where I went to and even kept track of how long I stayed.

Sure, they have lives, imaginary ones which involve their 'victims', themselves and the children they're going to have together. =)

Excuse me, I have a life... Ya know... Halo on Tuesdays

111 - Diablo 3*

Wednesday is Halo night!!! Tuesday is Minecraft. Monday is Mass Effect 3. Sunday is BF3. Saturday is Assassin's Creed Revelations. Friday is BF3. Thursday is Gears of War 3.

Holy run-on sentence batman! Punctuation people, use it. As for op, just stick to your guns and say you don't know her. That's all you can really do.

i'm pretty sure anyone would be suspicious if that happened to them.

Yeah sorry, I'm really tired.I'm not going to worry about my punctuation today

Ah, punctuation. The difference between helping your uncle, Jack off a horse and helping your uncle Jack off a horse.

And for your information, 44, those two statements you wrote are one and the same. :/ you missed commas..... And so you made what you were trying to prove entirely pointless. Nice try, though.

44, you repeated yourself. 44, you repeated, yourself.

43 - If you're too tired to bother making sure your sentence comes out coherent and easily understood, maybe you're too tired to attempt communication of any kind?

Not worried about punctuation, but you put a comma after sorry. You are lazy, not tired.

Your cute :)

Edit: Ignore this. *nothing to see here

Sorry for this comment you guys,my cousin was on my phone. :/

And my cousin made this comment.

And my cousin is Obama

All of you, you're misinterpreting what 44 said he said help your uncle, "jack" off a horse, and help your uncle Jack off a horse. Anyone with a disturbed immature mind can understand what he is saying.

160 I think you're the one who misunderstood... We get what he's TRYING to say, but we are talking about what he DID say. He repeated himself by misplacing a comma.

"Grammatically incorrect" thouse are some long words, and it reminded me of the book, 'The Wide Window' by: Limony Snicket, it's a good book.

Ivy?

I don't think it was Ivy. It must have been someone else. I just can't think of who it is!

The woman going after the husband perhaps?

Not Ivy or Mrs. Dabney. I don't think the crazy mountain lady had a name at all.

That show still exists...?!?!

Bunch of people on a mature site watch disney xD. Well, semi mature at least. Had to google to find out what the hell y'all we're talking about.

Yea it wasn't Ivy, it happened when Mrs. Dabney was letting Teddy use her car to practice driving. Then they ran out of gas and thus the crazy mountain lady appeared. She didn't have a name lol.

*cracks open window an inch*

You don't say.

Tht would explain why it's on fml.... It all makes sense now thank you

No shit sherlock

Again, with the "never good" or "always embarrassing" comments. It sounds like it happens to you all the time when you put it like that.

Girls in general can be pretty intimidating

I think this is one of those situations where OP is going to look guilty either way.

No where in the story did it say he was mad.

97 his username says it.

Oh my bad didn't see that one.