Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled, "Geronimo!" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
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nerobluerose 10
Did she stay and appear excited?
Ninjasaurus18 9
Obviously she'll notice it was your little bro and not you ripping down your own pants and yelling 'Geronimo!'
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Ninjasaurus18 9
Obviously she'll notice it was your little bro and not you ripping down your own pants and yelling 'Geronimo!'
eeppiicc 8
Or she could think it was planned by OP and his little brother. OP may have been hoping to excite her with a pre-movie advertisement.
kira_the_boss 1
My best move is me pulling down my pants and saying geronimo in a little kids voice. And trust me, it works..... in my mind
Da_Bauss435 8
I guess this was a test to see how big of a person you are. *wink wink*
Jakesterk96 8
That's when you say "I'm sorry for that, let's start over". Then you close the door and open it completely naked.
ICastillo 25
Your little brother was like **** the bull shit. Skip the foreplay get right to it
ICastillo 25
Your little brother was like **** the bull shit. Skip the foreplay get right to it bro.
MrBrightside21 20
128 - Your mother was like **** the bullshit and skipped the foreplay and got right to it. Damn, I'm hilarious.
kieferr 8
Hey man, maybe it will help you in the long run..
RacerX1695 1
180 - I think it might help him more in the shlong run…
achoo87 1
173- You sure are.
kshafer08 7
My Needle dick......
nerobluerose 10
Did she stay and appear excited?
Wheredidgrungego 12
A wild penis appeared! -fight -item -other partners -run Wild hot girl fled!
evilplatypus 39
Probably not if it's on FML.
Inheritance 10
A wild squirtell appeared! Hot girl fled! OP is left disappointed ..
mixzies 6
This isn't a porno #2 :)
mixzies 6
This isn't a porno #2 :)
Awsumuzzie 12
Did you hear that? This isn't a porno #2 :)
zachherbert 10
Is there an echo in here?
zachherbert 10
Is there an echo in here?
zachherbert 10
Yup, definitely in echo.
Truth_Nazi 0
(Aliens Guy) ****
mixzies 6
My phone makes two comments when I press enter
2stroke 2
Did she at least watch the movie with you
SkoomaKi 28
It probably would've been a short movie. I think the atmosphere went a little limp after the trousers were pulled down.
mylifeisgreat9 13
That's not the only thing that was limp;)
KeyLoLoKye 0
Ha! No guy could have been prepared for that.
doctorhook86 25
97 - Wrong! A prepared guy would act like he meant for this to happen.
NomNomMuffin 5
Hopefully you had on a Long short OP
ifoundalaska 11
Lmao that's hilarious, a little shocking, but still very funny. I'm sure it didn't ruin anything for you :p as long as she has a sense of humor
TheGewt 7
Or a really big penis. That'd help him too.
Z03y 7
As long as she had a sense of humor or a big penis? Run florist, run! :D
onlychildFTW 34
This is one of the time you need a huge penis. If you had a big one, good way to show it off. If its the size of your lil bros. then FYL.
Damn_Hippster 11
I regularly pull my pants down when I greet people at the door, I see no problem with this FML.
CaramelMacchiato 13
Damn hipster.
challan 19
In some cultures that's an acceptable form of greeting. Well, maybe. Well, probably not, but if there was, I'd move there!
SkoomaKi 28
#7 - Do you grab it and flip it around like a helicopter too?
Incredibly_Dope 0
Don't we all have so much in common?
cheetahbaby96 8
Helicopter dick heli-helicopter dick, to impress a chick, do the helicopter dick!
twifan1901 0
We get it you did it before it was cool!
twifan1901 0
We get it you did it before it was cool!
Damn_Hippster 11
61- of course! That's how I say "good-bye"
pokefan813 16
7 - What if you were to greet your mother at the door?
dougierocks 13
Only if it appears to be a salesman, or the representatives of a door to door religious group.. Or the pizza girl, if it happens to be a pizza girl...
CaramelMacchiato 13
Hey, this will make a great story to tell to your future children! "It all started when your uncle..."
tehaustiebear 34
...and that's the story of how I met your mother.
CaramelMacchiato 13
*tear*
yell0wcard 8
I hear "The Naked Man" has a 2 out of 3 success rate!
alfred07 18
You have to be fully nude for that though, OP's brother clearly half assed it.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!! Best show ever.
Tweekz14 5
50 would look like Waldo if you put black glasses on him ha (:
Tweekz14 5
50-has anyone ever told you that you look like Waldo?
ThisBeAUsername 6
Well are you small?
Michaelsgirl04 9
only someone insanely superficial and shallow would care about the size. now if she freaked out about seeing him naked then that's understandable but if she freaked cause he's tiny then op should find someone else anyway. personally I would probably just laugh because I know how little brothers are (:
MysticKnight 3
It's definitely small. Otherwise this would be on LML (Love My Life).
badgerbadger8 0
Siblings.....what are you gonna do
alexup24 13
Cool brethren OP, cool brethren.