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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:33am - misc - by anamota89 (woman) - United States

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No! You should've blamed it on the ketchup bottle! Everyone knows that ketchup bottles like to fart.
What? No one else keeps ketchup bottles in their room?

#4 - On 05/11/2012 at 10:15am by NoorFML

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What's wrong with a plain old "What? What are you talking about"? Is it too mainstream?

#5 - On 05/11/2012 at 10:15am by notsorandomguy

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