Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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notsorandomguy 18

What's wrong with a plain old "What? What are you talking about"? Is it too mainstream?

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ddeathbombb 5

Do you have a cat lol

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ddeathbombb 5

Do you have a cat lol

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Of course she has a cat! ...just not the kind that meows. Whoop!

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mrlopez 13

That kind of cat doesn't fart, unfortunately.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Yes they do. It's called a Queef. (I probably misspelled that)

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mikeofthunder 13

What!? That's disgusting! Your penis doesn't fart, right?

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Killuhk 8

Well OP you should have said "NO!!! Did YOU fart???!"

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nado13579 12

OP, while your boyfriend was talking you could have pressed mute for a second so that you could still hear him, but he didn't hear your fart.

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lol70720 5

Something a 10 year old would say.

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trell000 13

Should've started talking really loud like that one episode of family guy.

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adzz90 16

Should of put the phone down and said it cut off

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onlychildFTW 33

OP, you should have said it was a duck outside your window!

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guss5441 18

Did u fart no a duck desited to cone to my window and atart farting

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panikkattackk 9

Why would you even say that then lolol?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm pretty sure OP didn't "Laugh out loud out loud", hence the FML.

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hemz_fml 13

What's wrong with farting behind closed doors?

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keenflow 2

92- that's ****** hilarious man touché

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tara805 0

You could've just clicked the mute button..

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notsorandomguy 18

What's wrong with a plain old "What? What are you talking about"? Is it too mainstream?

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Meettitan 14

What happens if they ask you to make the faux fart noise again? O.o

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Big_Chives 7

Let's just be grateful he can't smell it, you may still have a chance!

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MysticKnight 3

I would have dumped her even if I heard it over the phone

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deviable 9

Then you're pretty shallow. Girls fart too, get over it.

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nofearjenshere 12

And poop! In fact... *flushes*

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iliketurdles 7

Yeah, but girls only poop rose petals.. It's true, apparently, it's science and stuff.

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plum_lovin 28

Hahaha...cute.

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Big_Chives 7

It was a joke, I actually wouldn't make a big deal out of it!

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ReesieBanana21 12

94-Shallow much? Sometimes you can not help it. I am going through a time where I can not help it all. Whoops. TMI

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The_Hitdude 12

Well now you're embarrassed and you made yourself look stupid. Why not just admit to it? As a guy, I can say he would most likely laugh it off.

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The_Hitdude 12

Hmmm. Okay. Maybe it's a female thing. The vast majority of guys, if they admitted to it would laugh, and probably even make a game out of it. Or maybe I'm just weird like that.

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olpally 32

The hitdude- I think it's hilarious, when you love someone, you learn to love the gas... :D haha, go ahead op, fart away! Lmao

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Yes, Dad. I farted. So how was your day?"

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peachesncreem 21

I fart in front of my boyfriend D: does that make me weird?

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RyanMacVey 17

I fart in front of my boyfriend too. Giving him the 10 second countdown of course in case he wants to make a quick escape.

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Demonfish 14

What's a few farts among friends? °_•

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OhDearBetrayal 25

It's because most girls want to keep the male belief that girls don't fart alive...

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pokefan813 16

7 - Then we would have had another fml saying " I admitted to my boyfriend that I farted over the phone while talking to him, and he can't stop laughing" with many YDI votes.

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Keevarou 17

What did you even think? That's one of the worse I have heard. If you just were honest at the start it would have gone better

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mikeofthunder 13

Dude it's an FML.. People are meant to fail

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FMLshark 12

The sense of humor is weak with this one.

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Steve95401 49

How about using the "mute" button on your phone?

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SkoomaKi 27

Not all phones have it. OP shouldn't be that embarrassed, everyone does it.

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mars13_fml 8

Or covering the mouth piece or turning on music... There are a lot of things she could've done to avoid that situation.

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MysticKnight 3

Stop over analyzing it; how about just cut the crap and fart right in the mouth piece god damn it.

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Marcella1016 31

Even if there is no mute button, how hard is it to fart silently? Or is that just some magical skill that I have and no one else does?

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ghostlilac 25

You could have just put your hand over the mouthpiece...

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Be proud of the farts of loud!! A sense of humor is a good thing!

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