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hey, at least he knew it's your birthday! maybe he's interested? I'm sure a small mistake as that wouldn't be such a problem :)
You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.
Just giggle and say that you forgot how to say thank you.
Getting a bit to technical from the original joke are we..?
It's ok OP whenever I go to the movie theaters and the ticket people tell me to enjoy my movie I always end up saying "thanks you too"
It's not a big deal you should've laughed it off OP. Imagine someone said that to you, you wouldn't think of them as a fool. You'll just laugh because they made a mistake. Or its just me
Looking like a fool is fun though! *enter sarcasm here*
Bonzer that's not how propanol pry works; you don't just add together the chances. (Yes I know we've taken this too far already, just pointing it out.)
Probability*, my bad.
Tell him "Happy birthday" from me too!! :D
29, actually the odds are about 365.25. However, if it was anywhere in the next couple of days it would still be pretty cool.
"today it was my birthday" hrm...
11) whats wrong with wearing no shirt hm?
Nerves get the best of us sometimes, especially when we are around people we have a crush on. It'll be fine, he'll probably forget about it soon. :)
I hope it was his birthday!
35, take a look at the top, it shows that Op is female.
Because gay people are myths.
I wanna date Anna. Mitchel
Crush: Happy Birthday OP: You too. Crush: Neat, you are the first person to tell me Happy Birthday. How did you know? OP: Facebook Crush: I don't have Facebook... *Awkward Penguin*
Even if the OP said 'I just know', the guy would think she is some sort of crazy stalker.
6) lets be serious for a second. Who doesn't have facebook?
I don't.
Either do I.
What do you use then 42, msn, bebo? Please keep up with modern day communications aside from via text messaging.
#44 - Some people prefer talking to another's face, instead of looking at virtual ASCII code.
44 - Some people don't cling to past and extremely distant friendships like a life preserver. If they're actually close to you, it's called visiting. Or calling. Some people still do that.
#44 - Oh, god, you're one of THOSE people. The kind that expects everyone to keep up with modern ways of communications and have the latest technology. *rolls eyes* I have never even had a phone, and although I have a Facebook, I don't even use it anymore. Not everyone has to "keep up with modern day communication" devices, ********.
I don't have a Facebook. Jeez not everyone does some people still have a life
Lol that's right.. I think most people do have facebook/any other social media, though..
I don't use Facebook... I have. YouTube that I use and that's about it. Most of the time I will either hang out with them, talk with them, and/or play a game with then if I want to communicate with them.
I agree with her(:
At least he remembered your birthday
Exactly. This is a weak FML - done this many times *facepalm*
My birthday's today too :D Well now that I finished saying my useless fact, who wants pie?
Happy birthday.
my birthday too. happy birthday!;)
My birthday was a few months ago, happy birthday.
Happy Birthday! It's actually my birthday too. But not really, I just wanted to fit in
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You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.
Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.