By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
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lmaoatall 6

and you say, nooo, open your ears! it was a snart.

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cptmorgan15 2

Haha, funny, but a dick move on his part.

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rallets 22

^ huh? lol she snarted... feezed? o_O

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khaya 9

Somebody didn't make it to the bathroom in time. I also think you will now find it is ex-boyfriend.

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khaya 9

17- I think you will find it was more than a fart.

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rallets 22

17, she not only farted... she snarted '_'

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rallets 22

agreed, get some humor while youre at it

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jjaymemusic 2

#63 Just saying, farting fairy dust is still a fart.

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denlillakotten 4

Hahaha 'it wasnt just a fart'. And yes before they start Girls eat, therefore they also shit, and fart, and burp, etc.

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rallets 22

lies! all lies! >:(

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impregnator 0

listen. girls don't fart. they eat cuz food is tasty but they have sexy bodies so they use all the nutrients and don't produce farts or waste. stop your damn lies

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rallets 22

she just tried saying that girls do actually shit. no need for name-calling :/ #9 knows how their system works

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lmaoatall 6

don't forget queef

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docscientist 9

My girlfriend claims to burp, and I've heard it, but I'm sure she's parroting.

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callofduty4life 0

girls don't poop and are in no way equal to men.

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JenL_fml 7

Is the whole "girls don't fart/poop" thing supposed to be a joke? Cause they're really exhausted it to the point where it's not funny anymore... :/

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lmaoatall 6

I agree with you 36- now to set the question straight, all females of the world that is reading this, go outside and take a dump on your neighbors lawn.

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Thanatos1206 0

Girls don't poop. When they eat food instead of it getting turned into waste, it just turns into emotion.

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gutzzzz 0

girls eat? nice try, next thing ur gonna try and tell me is that I should be taking her for walks too... real funny...

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mz_booty 0

it's not like she crapped herself!! it's a fart!!!!!!!!!

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Lustuu_fml 14

Yeah, we don't REALLY fart, it's just a delicate sparkling perfume. You know.

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iTaylor 0

Girls poop rainbows.

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iTaylor 0

Girls poop rainbows.

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Frelling 0

44, I usually hate the whole girls don't fart etc. I like your take on it. Girls be crazy.

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number1beaner 0

At least you didn't shart in your pants.

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carnage1106 0

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE HERE COMES SNARTZILLA!!!!!!!!!

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CommonSenseKarma 17

I cackled.

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techweed 12

what a bastard! why the hell did he point it out?!!

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shift_love 13

cause he's awesome and people should be called out on the farts they try to sneak by

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RyDawg918 0

ydi for lying to us. girls dont fart

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Captain_Zorro 7

no but they do queef

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rebekahah 7

45- yes we do, and it is NOT pleasant. it is completely awkward feeling.

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jsx12345 0

Queefing is fake. Farts are real. *fart, jiggle, sniff*

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rallets 22

girls don't fart/shit

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rallets 22

perhaps a sense of humor will help?

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cptmorgan15 2

Haha, funny, but a dick move on his part.

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