By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia
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yes, farting is normal, but that would still be embarrassing. why would you fart next to someone anyways? that's disgusting. no wonder most of you are single, you just fart in your boyfriends face? why, do you think farts smell good or something? wow, you guys are the ones who would clog a toilet and use your hands to unclog it. it's just your natural excretion, right? there's nothing wrong with that!
You are a terrible person, OP. If my girlfriend ever farted I'd donkey punch the bitch. And for those women saying their man doesn't fart around them: stop being a controlling bitch. Your man should fart about once every ten minutes if you're feeding him properly. Yeah, that's right: get to work.