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I locked my car. I put te key in my bag wen suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get te key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and wit te oter and I tried to stop te looool car. Te worst ting was tat some dumbass was watcing me and didn't elp. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11344) - you deserved it (18010)

On 04/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by rabbitoncocaine (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

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I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.

#2 - On 04/20/2012 at 5:28am by MrTittySprinkles

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Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?

#1 - On 04/20/2012 at 5:28am by taniamw

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