Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
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MrTittySprinkles 7
I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.
taniamw 9
Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?
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Comments (247)
icallbullshit 3
If this was a guy who forgot to park his car correctly, everyone, led by the women of fml, would be calling HIM a dumbass. Don't lie to yourselves, you know it's true.
capnbzarr 43
So you didn't put it in park (or in gear, if it's a manual transmission). You didn't set the parking brake. And you didn't curb the wheels. That's a rare triple YDI. Yeah, it would have been nice if the guy helped, but seriously, learn how to park your car.
LittleGreenPaola 23
You could have parked the car in a wrong way, but I hate when people stare without even trying to help, I usually start yelling at them.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You just put your keys in your purse...how could you not find them? If your purse is that dirty, I suggest you clean it out. Also, YDI for not knowing how to properly park a car. You give all women drivers a bad name.
KiddNYC1O 22
I never seen a clean purse. Women keep everything in there.
mfayem 15
I only have a few things in my purse, but the key always seems to fall underneath everything and lodge itself somewhere in the corner.
rcgirl2 11
You're calling a bystander a dumbass when you don't even know how to park your car. YDI
JuuChan 3
I think it depends on how steep the hill is....
TylerDirty 15
Yep depending on the steepness of the hill it could of been stopped, but next time just pull up the hand brake and it would of stopped rolling.
obsydian_fml 3
Scumbag car waits until your key is safely tucked away, er, lost in the depths of a woman's purse before letting you realize the break was off.
kdm_km1 19
A dumbass was watching you? You're calling someone a dumbass...... Lol
Tgo19053 15
Yea, someone doesn't want to get behind a CAR rolling down a hill. They're definitely the dumbass here. YDI