Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
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MrTittySprinkles 7
I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.
taniamw 9
Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?
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Comments (247)
kzxvazure 0
hypocrite much?
stevenmx86 8
Or foot brake would have stopped it too.. Also, i don't know what makes him the dumb ass for not helping... You're the one who didn't put your brake on and why should someone else help you?
asleepingbear 8
Did he have popcorn and a soda?
Pandacupcakelove 26
You can't just expect people to help you! You ask them in a polite way and if they say no and they are just standing there THEN they are dumbasses. Maybe he didn't feel like you deserved his help because you were dumb enough to leave the handbreak off.
stellarluna121 7
There's this thing called "parking". It's very useful in the way it stops cars from rolling down the hill. Maybe you should use it next time. It helps.
buckeyes127 1
This is why you don't ever let a female drive your car!
Michaelsgirl04 9
yeah I've been driving for two years and I've never been in an accident or gotten a ticket so keep you idiotic, sexist comments to yourself. you're just going to get thumbed down by every woman on here
laevatin 2
68; I, as a female has been in car races in Prague and Germany sponsored by BMW it self. I drove sports cars of Porsche, Lamborghini, BMW, Skyline GTR etc, and I own a sport model BMW. So I think that I, as a female, can handle a car better then you can ever imagine handling a car or a female. So please keep your nonsense comments to yourself.
Michaelsgirl04 9
after reading all of these comments I can no longer distinguish whether it's "brake" or "break"
williamcarter93 13
maybe she didn't HAVE a handbrake!
krewer21 1
Did not have a hand brake? You on Mars?
GelliE212 7
No.. Your the dumb ass.
ssnowywinter 0
Speaking from experience?
ruebenrios 0
That sucksa