Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
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MrTittySprinkles 7
I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.
taniamw 9
Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?
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Comments (247)
rob_fds 2
I can't believe most of u would stand and watch.Were is the world going too.(and from what I get from the fml the was starting to roll down ) fyl
KiddNYC1O 22
I wonder the same about grammar and spelling...
IcyWeiner 0
It's not the other guys responsibility... May he has a degenerative disease making him unuseful in such situations, selfish prick.
rocketiquette 20
Well I'd be the dumbass on looker. I'm not ******* superman, I don't know anyone who can stop a runaway car, do you?
linkinpark98 24
LOL I just noticed OP's username. Hehe...rabbitoncocaine.... :3
mintstashinurtea 5
god forbid someone mind their own business in this world...learn how to handle your own problems.
DocBastard 40
There's a difference between minding your own business and helping someone in need. I hope the next time you need help all the bystanders allow you to continue your struggle and handle your own problem.
DanniMal87 3
Today, i was watching some dumb ass's car roll backwadds.. Apparently this airhead locked her car without putting on the handbrake and tried to stop the car with her hand. She looked at me for help but i couldnt stop laughing. ILML (i love my life)
Raath00 7
No sympathy for those that call others dumbasses when they can't operate a vehicle right
mperniciaro 15
I don't ever use my hand break. I live in a flat state so I have no need for it. So if I ever parked where it would roll, I'd forget to use it because I normally don't. Also. It's pretty easy to stop a slow rolling car. I fear where humanity is going though if someone could just watch an accident happen that could be prevented. I'd feel awful if someone got hurt and I knew I could have helped stop it.
triggerit 5
I just can not understand how it can be... Op parked her car, it means sticker in parking position and it moves...
MissMae93 23
I agree that this is a pretty crappy situation, but calling the bystander a dumbass for not helping you? Sorry OP, not remembering to pull the e-brake (or handbrake, whichever you prefer) is a fair amount of dumbass-ery on your part.