Embarrassing, Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Help me, doofus!

Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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By Fantastic - 04/03/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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By gagus123 - 28/10/2021 02:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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MrTittySprinkles 7

Friday 20 April 2012 11:28

I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.

taniamw 9

Friday 20 April 2012 11:28

Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?

Comments

MDTeddy 13

Friday 20 April 2012 13:59

I'm sorry that the dumbass didn't help. Also, if your car is locked and you can only open it with a key and not by the click of a button then it may be a difficult situation if the windows are up. On the otherhand, the car goes in P for park.

krewer21 1

Friday 20 April 2012 14:06

Ha ha! Dumbass. Go back to drivers Ed!

LunaTics_fml 3

Friday 20 April 2012 14:12

FYL for not taking full responsibility

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 20 April 2012 14:21

So the dumbass is the bystander who just, by chance, happened to witness an undeniably funny event - but the genius is the person who failed to either leave the car in 1st gear and/or apply the parking brake or put the car in "P" (depending on if the genius has a manual or automatic transmission) - then tried to stop a rolling car with "one hand", as if you are a super hero?

acetheone 8

Friday 20 April 2012 14:32

i'am the bystander in question, i couldn't help because i too busy lmao. sorry but YDI.

HahaYDI 0

Friday 20 April 2012 14:37

I fail to see how the "dumbass" was in any position to help you. You had the keys and it's not like he had enough time to sit down and help you search through your bag for them lol

iveanne 0

Friday 20 April 2012 14:39

I don't get it? Are you referring to yourself as the dumbass? Cuz I don't see how your stupid mistake was anyone else's problem.

HighGTurn 12

Friday 20 April 2012 14:48

You shouldn't be driving, that's some serious shit and could've killed someone, YDI

beastiness 14

Friday 20 April 2012 15:08

As a guy who has a car with a manual transmission I can tell you that sometimes its easy to forget to set the brake, this has happened to me usually can get in and pull the break though