Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
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MrTittySprinkles 7
I fail to see how he's the dumbass in this situation.
taniamw 9
Uhmmm. It's called a handbrake ?
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Comments (247)
rubyliu8420 7
Um, you: dumbass, him: amused spectator.
geod69 8
They never do
wittygirl 8
That's what the world has become. " I don't want to get involved. So I'll just watch" I wish I didn't live on this planet anymore.
baked_goods 5
This is hilarious. Ok, so 1) you were too dumb to either a] put the e-brake on and, b] put the car into park to back-up the e-brake(if automatic) or c] put the shifter into gear to give the e-brake a back-up (if standard); then 2) put your keys into the main pocket of what is probably a ridiculously-sized handbag that you couldn't easily fish them out of instead of a smaller, easier to reach pocket, and 3) decided that just because someone who had no obligation to help you didn't jump in front of your rolling car, that made them a dumbass. Evidence suggests you are the dumbass here and I recommend not displacing your anger onto someone else, especially when they were most likely only observing you because they realized how incredibley dumb you have to be to completley by-pass two methods of parking and braking a car. I would've just watched you chase it too; only I would have also recorded it and put it on youtube.
Speedylunar 19
A bit more information might be needed OP. How far away was this "dumbass" from your car? How fast was your car rolling when he saw it happen? How did you know his IQ was low enough to be called a dumbass? And lastly, and be honest here: did you put on the parking brake before exiting your car? My conclusion from what you told us: YDI.
ticklezzzxD 5
if she got this on camera, it would make as an awesome fail video on youtube.
brooks10101 1
Lol your the dumbass he is just the lucky guy standing there, able to laugh in your stupid face!.
Dusty_Busters 15
Yea he's the dumbass...
wolfyclub 9
Was OP out of the car?
Fricktion 3
Anyone who DIDN'T vote YDI is a 'dumbass.'