Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo

You let your dog cum on you?

Both of you need to be put down.

Your dog is the hero we need, not the hero we want....

Your dog has no respect towards you. You are the pet.

Pet, nothing. OP is its B*TCH.

that sucks I'm sorry, but there no way you don't deserve this

obviously you are a total wuss and not an alpha.

There's nothing worse than people who allow their dog to act any damm way the DOG wants. Guess what- dogs can be TRAINED. The whole idea is you teach your dog how it's supposed to act, not your dog teaches you. Maybe next time try a hamster.

“He’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If he lays in to you, it’s best to just let him finish.”

You were obviously not convincing enough with your act.