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Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML


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On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)

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Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow

#3 - On 04/13/2012 at 2:46am by jumpshot32

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How can you hit a scarecrow that was not even moving?
Concentrate on your driving, you muppet.

#5 - On 04/13/2012 at 2:47am by fatbouy

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