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O.O Are you okay?! Did you get hurt?! O.O Edit: I'm sorry but I just have to do this First!
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Not really a FML. more like my dad's a ******* moron
his fml. today I was driving and someone called me. my kid reminded me that i shouldnt use a cell phone in the car, but I was busy and ignored him. minutes later, i got in a crash. fml
well maybe you should have shut your trap instead of creating even more distractions... perhaps bringing it to his attention initially and confronting him after... but I gues and arguement works well while he's driving too... NOT!!!
So if YOUR dad is talking on the phone while driving, you're just going to sit there and let him chat? Is that what you expect OP to do, just sit there? Because that's worse, in my opinion. Waay more dangerous.
Mmm, sounds exactly like my dad and I. Good thing there's a law now. And I don't live with my dad.
This sounds phone-y. (hears crickets in the background and a tumbleweed blows by) Screw all of you.
=) Can I have the atomic bomb falling, then?
i see your comment mercy =) & i love your name, Brave_Sir_Robin. Monty Python & the Holy Grail reference by any chance?
Of course. It's been an online handle of mine for a while, but it is inspired by the character Eric Idle played so beautifully in that movie. (boss comes around the corner) @#%$! RUN AWAY!!
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your dad is a hypocrite, he needs to be put in jail!
Dude, you have the creepiest description on your profile!
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Not really a FML. more like my dad's a ******* moron
fyl, and he deserves it! Hope he learned a lesson and that your okay.