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Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (2141)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

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She sounds funny for an old lady.. How embarrassing though!

#2 - On 02/29/2012 at 5:56am by poprocksss73

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That's borderline evil, but most people like their grandma more than anything in the world so just don't get too mad at your boyfriend.

#4 - On 02/29/2012 at 5:57am by MagicallyFat

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