Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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poprocksss73 7
She sounds funny for an old lady.. How embarrassing though!
MagicallyFat 12
That's borderline evil, but most people like their grandma more than anything in the world so just don't get too mad at your boyfriend.
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Comments (55)
bubo_fml 11
True story...I was having X-mas dinner one year with my girlfriend's family while someone down the street was practicing trombone. My girlfriend's Mom farted at the table & said, "Do you hear that? Someone's playing the trumpet!" Not missing a beat, I said, "Yeah, sounds more like a bum trumpet!"
QQMorePlox 18
Damn! Grandma knows how to troll
Hollandiscrazy 12
I wonder if your picture goes well with all your comments...
geod69 8
Even now you're still trying to blame it on his grandma shame on you
perdix 31
He'll know the difference. If it smells of fresh 'tang and his semen, it's you, and if it's Grandma, it smells of dust and Ben-Gay.
thatonetroll 0
Your grannies an old fart
Nursewilly 0
Hahaha what a gas!
benmec 18
Hells yeah! Grandma's cool as ****!
bizarre_ftw 22
Demonic grandma. Nice. Keep an eye on the cat.
bubo_fml 11
I misread this as, "...I shatted with his grandma!"
chuckcloninger 12
So you're sure that this shallow gene pool is one you want to get in? You should think more of yourself and find a family with a bit more class. Unless you can imagine your grandmother farting in front of one of your dates? Not funny...just plain "trailer trash.