Today, my husband got home from a date, since he can't wait for our divorce to go through on account of his cheating. I literally put off medical school for this. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
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Sara Niemantsverdriet 12
You know you don't have to actually wait for the divorce to stop living together, right?
RichardPencil 30
You should start med school right away! You'll learn how to perform a literally-ectomy on yourself and fix that annoying verbal tic. Is there a figurative way of putting off med school that is in common use? No? Then, "literally" adds nothing to that sentence and just wastes space. My question is: Did he get some?
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RichardPencil 30
You should start med school right away! You'll learn how to perform a literally-ectomy on yourself and fix that annoying verbal tic. Is there a figurative way of putting off med school that is in common use? No? Then, "literally" adds nothing to that sentence and just wastes space. My question is: Did he get some?
Sara Niemantsverdriet 12
You know you don't have to actually wait for the divorce to stop living together, right?
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
If she moves out she's probably not getting the house. And if he's the one who cheated, I have little problem with her getting it.
Chazzster 29
Once you file for divorce, at least in a “no fault” divorce state, there is no practical reason that either of you has to act like you are still married - It makes no difference. I cannot imagine continuing to live together once either one of you decide to get divorced - It never works out well when one of the soon to be divorced decides to start (or continue) dating and the unhappy couple are still living together. I understand that sometimes the cruel realities of a jointly owned home and not enough money to live separately cause couples in the process of separation or divorce sometimes to continue living together. But it’s never a happy time seeing your soon to be ex dating. When it’s over, it’s over and time to make a new plan.