Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, after months of avoiding fast food, I decided to eat some McDonald's french fries. Though the fries were delicious, they were not worth the agonizing 15 minutes I spent on the toilet afterwards. FML
Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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tropicalkisser 0
And that would be the person called quagmire :p
FirstTigerHobbes 13
No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."
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Comments (290)
Jakesterk96 8
Did he say it was boobalicious?
EatnBeef 7
Iv tried whipped cream on **** but never salt on ****. Hmmmm;)
FirstTigerHobbes 13
No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."
SokDek 14
I've heard of bag fries, but tit fries sound much more appealing..
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Jokes on you, I'm a turtle!! That was same amount of pointlessness as your comment 8, so please, make sense when you comment.
OAAS 0
8: Who was he talking about?
ant1078 7
The level of stupidity here amazes me
AFCA020 4
He could have said "this was the worst...." Wouldn't that be worse?
TheGreatAlexande 12
No, he actually said it was the "breast" French fry he'd ever tasted.
thinkPlNK 0
23 - 8 was making a sarcastic comment out of 1's "joke."
zack11742 7
91 you made me laugh
Predental 5
Too creepy
zombicidal 11
9 no one believes the Guy bragging about sexual escapades on the internet
MrsCunny 1
Probably :D
fallensnow143 6
**** u
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
Sounds like something the creepy manager at my local McDonald's would do. Except he would offer free ice cream first.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
23. Nice knee board....
_Oblivion_ 12
Yeah but 23 your comment didn't have a single **** to do with the fml
Rhysviri 10
OP, YDI for eating at McDonalds.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
23. Infact 8's comment was so relevant. It upsets me to understand how you don't see it is. What 8 was getting at, is **** make anything better...whether it be a French fry, whipped cream...A1 sause...etc
evilteddybear 0
Hmmm i gota try this ;)
The_Tool1 13
What kind of bra?
Yung23 0
Lmfao
EmilyShmemily496 0
Why isn't this an illustrated FML?!
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
haha thought the name was "jerkster"
RickGGJR 0
I'm almost certain instead he said it was "bonerific."
capper44 18
#126 : "bOObs" that is y he said best fry ever lol and u look cute in your pic tho :)
hockeydominatorc 0
Did anyone else's sing "the best French fry I ever had" in colt 45 beat or is that just me ?
esmiles3 5
Haha! U should try it! ;)
tropicalkisser 0
And that would be the person called quagmire :p
DooleyFTW 17
This is one of those hilariously creepy things you would genuinely expect quagmire to do. The fact it happened in real life makes it even more hilarious! And creepier too I suppose.
leogirl95 12
Giggity
iTrevor 5
Does this remind anyone of when Quagmire reached down Cleveland's wife's shirt to get that fish?
creedaddict 9
Ohhhh yeah
mnmolino 14
Jackpot!
LolFMLnot 10
Be glad he didn't lick your boobs to eat the left over salt .
renesmeebb 0
152- that was hilarious.
cheaptrix 6
This is one of the first times " giggity" is acceptable for a comment
FinnishAmerican 3
This is like a kinky sex scene, did you bang him afterwards?
somar07 0
Haha alllriight
pinkandbluepsych 3
Boobs are for everybody to enjoy. That's why they're "out"
im_too_pro 2
That may just be the coolest guy you'll ever not meet!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
They did meet, just not officially.
Waffl3z 8
I was instantly reminded of that song best i ever had.
chubby_choco 17
...and this is why I root for the home team.
ryannroxers 5
Ww really
_Meghan_ 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Men like boobs. End of story.
Awsumuzzie 12
So do women! I do, and I'm straight! Btw, thanks for the angle of your picture ;)
Awsumuzzie 12
Oops, meant for #10.
ManWhatsoever 6
It's even better with French fry lol
Exeggcute 5
We like food too
PandaPandamoneum 0
Unless the man is gay
SecretMe00 5
I would have slapped his hand. That would have piss me off if a random guy did that.
MichellinMan 20
no no, men ******* LOVE boobs.
grapisy 8
Correction: EVERYONE likes boobs.
haterzhate 1
EVERYONE LIKES BOOBS!! haha I'm straight
mattjoel 4
Obvious statement is obvious
mattjoel 4
As we can tell by your profile pic you obviously love your own new pair :)
laughterislife 2
Win!!
bramberkhout 10
Well, don't you?!
EpixFai1 1
True story
AnthonyN 5
Amen.
r0ckoman 0
true that
teague95 16
It would be way funnier if OP was a man
YdoIhaveAchode 4
No, it wouldn't.
teague95 16
Cmon if a dude pulled a fry out of another mans shirt and ate it. It would be funnier than him pulling it out of a busty woman's shirt
Dadz_fml 0
Not the haha kinda funny but the hmm that's interesting kinda funny.
OAAS 0
Especially since OP would be a guy wearing a bra.
ThatOneCanadian 0
we prefer the term "bro" or "manzeer"
bitter3ulogy 0
If it was a man, not a single f*ck would have happened that day
iloveweed69 7
bitches love their McDonalds
coletrain11 5
It was a guy who jacked the fry from her bra.
bizarre_ftw 22
I've met bitchy guys
shortperson247 4
You would know.... *hint hint*
esmiles3 5
She would say that considering her user name!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
No, it wouldn't.
LianLover 0
It was a combination of a guys favorite things food and boob:)
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Woah, 10 your eyes are really pretty. My bad if that creeps you out but nobody can lie and say they checked your pic out, and didn't find your eyes to be very attractive.
stevenmer 2
Don't forget sex:)
WoshJinchell93 11
omg would tear :)
pugle1899 0
I like boobies
SoSickWithIt 14
Pfft, right! I said something about boobs yesterday and I got called a creeper! :P I love the boobies, as does the rest of the male population.
The_Tool1 13
Never forget that 110.
Calyx_fml 22
And your pic. Hence the 100+ thumbs up.
Donniehw 5
110 your coment and you profile pic totally go together! xD
mattjoel 4
A single boob is good and all but a complete pair is just SO much better
jaredjudd21 2
At least he didn't take your nuggets bitch better back up off those.
DrMime 10
It's all about the McGriddle!
Lexiloulynn 2
YDI for eating at McDonald's, freak.