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By baldygirl - 2/11/2009 20:04 - United States
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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By  katgurl  |  13

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

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By  noshitsherlock  |  0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created?

That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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  barsavi  |  0

not that this is a comment on #1 i just wanted it to be read. Why the hell didnt you just kill the little fucker? i wouldove lmafo. jesus go to home depot and get some shovels and plastic sheeting or something

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  Shieldmaiden  |  0

How did the kid get away with it?! I would have beat the living shit out of the little bastard. I have long auburn hair, and if my brother touched my hair he'd have a pointy object at his throat.

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  jamsackson  |  0

That sucks. I hope you kicked his monkey ass. Kids are so sick nowadays, I remember back when little brothers would just piss in their older sisters shampoo bottles to get back at them...ahhh those were the days.

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By  katgurl  |  13

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

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By  sydefx  |  0

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  alicexox  |  0

hahah you sound like you have a mild case of 'iamjealousofyouroncelongblondehair'. If not, i don't understand why you would make such a petty comment

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By  noshitsherlock  |  0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created?

That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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