By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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katgurl 13

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

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noshitsherlock 0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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White667 0

How did he "get away with it" ? You know he did it, punish him yourself. Jeeze. At the least, slap him one.

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Visho_fml 0

to me i think, a slap wouldnt be enough -.- i wuld beat the crap out of him o.O

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barsavi 0

not that this is a comment on #1 i just wanted it to be read. Why the hell didnt you just kill the little ******? i wouldove lmafo. jesus go to home depot and get some shovels and plastic sheeting or something

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Shieldmaiden 0

How did the kid get away with it?! I would have beat the living shit out of the little bastard. I have long auburn hair, and if my brother touched my hair he'd have a pointy object at his throat.

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jamsackson 0

That sucks. I hope you kicked his monkey ass. Kids are so sick nowadays, I remember back when little brothers would just piss in their older sisters shampoo bottles to get back at them...ahhh those were the days.

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derangedplanet 23

My first thought, how did you not wake up while receiving those bleeding sores? that's absolutely crazy

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snator 0

How did she get soo many YDI??? Sucks for u OP

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DncrHap 9

Oh, ew. I'm sorry, that just plain sucks. it was hard enough for me when I purposely got 10 inches of my hair cut off.

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MissLaRae 0

same I cried like a baby

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marulicko 19

How did she manage to sleep through being cut up and bleeding?? :|

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katgurl 13

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

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wordgirl 0

This is PERFECT! I concur! Oh, I hope your parents are heavy sleepers, man. If they are, this is the PERFECT revenge! Well done, katgurl!

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Epic_Rawr 0

Very weel done! Bravo...Props. ♥♥♥ And Extentions Would work w/ ur missing hair issue...Ive got a lil bro too.

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jarhead321 0

your a king among men katgurl, epic revenge win

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rainbowfrootloop 0

your life really sucks!! I suggest you wear a wig!

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alicexox 0

hahah you sound like you have a mild case of 'iamjealousofyouroncelongblondehair'. If not, i don't understand why you would make such a petty comment

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

How can they be jealous of OP's non-existent long blonde hair? :P

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alicexox 0

then we must reconsider this as a petty comment that should be ignored:)

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sydefx 0

Hey alicexox. Im a guy you dumb ****.

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alicexox 0

no I'm naturally brunette, which makes my comment unbiased :)

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ZleveL 0

a fine brunette ;) jkjk I'm no creep :)

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BigMacBoi 3

I am. She's beautiful in my eyes :) (126 I mean)

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polishboy 0

Dude ur a ****** prick. End of story. Little ****** prick. No wonder no one likes u

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Penguin1942 0

I have blond hair and I got a 2100 on the PSAT's as a sophomore, so pipe down, keyboard warrior.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Omg, I would have been dead if I ever did that... so unfair :( I'm sorry

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noshitsherlock 0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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wah_face 0

she might not have meant that the bald spots were bleeding...more like "i now have f-ing bald spots..."

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arienh4 0

Above is right, bloody as an interjection is something English, you wouldn't expect that from Texas.

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