Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML
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Top comments
DioMaledica 14
The username lol!!
laxbro182 1
Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!
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Comments (216)
DioMaledica 14
The username lol!!
Keyman1212 14
Congratulations on being literate.
kjcookie10 9
Your grandpa sounds like so much fun! :D
eyeIoveyou 4
is your grandpa Hugh Heffner? :3
Pentium_4 27
For some reason i keep picturing Rodney Dangerfield
WhoIsThe 7
Best, grandpa, ever.
freakinglaugher 10
And that's how he met your grandmother.
gojira666 7
Farthest thing from an FML there is. Thats cool as hell.
AntiBody32123 5
Gah! My eyes hurt and I didn't even see it!
hwitt17 0
Your grandpa is Hugh Heffner?
ghostfacekilla33 2
I'm guess OP didn't inherit grandpa's party genes
waswashere 0
This man sounds like my hero
rocky910 5
I want to be like your Grandpa when I grow old....... What a legend!!
brownskid 0
xD didn't notice until u pointed it out
periwinkle95 10
Sexayyyy;) you go Grandpa
shovels 0
Whose grandpa is Hugh Hefner? Morgan Freeman?
Philerup31 12
Lol
Vikkichikkii 2
I love banging people I meet on hoookupstonight.gu.ma
FunnyGuy5051 7
132 go to YouTube if u want to spam an website, this is not the site for you but you get 5 points for effort
cmac86 24
You'll never have any boring stories from him!
Dr33zy_fml 0
That's pretty dope!
JoSEaViLA 0
How i met your mother = best show ever
SiriusBlack97 17
Well, that ought to be awkward next time you see him.
aceman1992 9
Op can you have your grandpa call me, we have some business to attend to.
thegreat8 1
No shit
cunningchick 1
Dude, this has absolutely nothing to do with ur comment, but I love Harry potter :D
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
I think I need to meet this grampa
laxbro182 1
Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!
buck33 14
My thoughts exactly! Sickest old guy ever I wanna meet this legend!!
BigDirtySteez 1
Best gramps evar!!
ImSoSloth 0
I'm sure lots of grandpa's hit bong tokes and laze about their house's 3/4 of the way naked. Calm down, it's not that amazing.
aceman1992 9
I'm still trying to figure out why this on FML?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
3-let's not pretend this is news that people are ******* crazy. It's 5 o'clock somewhere :)
tygerarmy 35
Awesome grandpa! If you smoke you should spark him up. If not you should at least listen to his cool party stories.
foodlova 9
He's a pimp!!
MCweSCRAPPY 2
If you don't like it, we can trade grandpas.
j_cat187 20
I have a dealings I'm gona butcher this biggie quote but fuckit: "Smoke sess well my peeps all day, spread love is the Brooklyn way."
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Grandpa liked to party back in the day. Can't blame him now, he probably doesn't even remember it.
Insomniasenemy 6
I think he secretly does. And when ever he thinks about it hey says to him self "good times good good times!"
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Every few years he probably wears that shirt with nothing else, hits the bong once and puts it all back in his safe. *memories!*
Meowingtons500 18
*all alone in the moonlight*
Pentium_4 27
what a playa. i bet he's a legend in the family
CVeNgineer 0
Your grandpa's Hugh Hefner?
AntiBody32123 5
Shhh! Don't tell anyone!
LaughinStock 16
No he's the most interesting man in the world and when he's thirsty he drinks Dos Equis. :P
RamenForTheWin 10
Fantastic! Do you think the people in Rome were doing the same?
DayoRasta 8
In ganja we trust! He is a legend lol
Dadothy 8
I wish I had your grandpa!
jillianmathers12 13
I don't!!
eatsleepjb 8
20-I just looked at your profile thing (yes I'm a stalker!) anyways that's so cool that you had a pet camel!! I'm so jealous! But I'm sorry it died :(
icefshng8 9
Yeah, and it's so cool that your husband is eminem too!!!
xleanne_aLly 23
-Bubble sound- Hits from the bong.
j_cat187 20
That's a good cypress hill song
art_of_troll 0
Thats ******* awesome! Hahahaa