Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy a new sofa. When we got home, it took us an hour to figure out there was no way to fit it through our door. We made the two hour drive back to return it, only to find the store was closed. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I'm supposed to be starting on the first part of a 9 hour road trip. My only coworker called in sick, so instead I had to go into work. One hour there, one hour back, and a 9-to-5 day. This would have been my first holiday in 7 years. After getting to work, I realised I'd forgotten my work keys in my other clothes. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
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FluffythePink 24
Who tf forgets their suitcase when going on holiday Are you sure you want to deal with this shit for the next X years?
Hangryko 32
You both need to work on your organizational skills, JFC.
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FluffythePink 24
Who tf forgets their suitcase when going on holiday Are you sure you want to deal with this shit for the next X years?
Hangryko 32
You both need to work on your organizational skills, JFC.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Seriously? Unless she gives you the biggest apology in the history of mankind, I would seriously be reconsidering the relationship.
sirrubberduckie 37
No one can actually "make you" do anything you don't want to do unless they're threatening you somehow. So you agreed to drive 12 hours round trip, alone, to correct your girlfriend's mistake. I don't think I would do that for someone else, at least until the next day. I also wouldn't let someone else do it on my behalf if I had made the mistake. You need to do some hard thinking about a lot of things.
wrecklesswfire 3
yeah, this is a sucky situation
d j mom 9
I don't know a single woman that would forget their luggage let alone their handbag. she's either testing just how far she can control you, or setting you up for a breakup. rethink this relationship. please.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Unless it was medicine, whatever was in that suitcase could just be replaced from a store where you were staying. But seriously, how does one forget a suitcase when going on a trip?