5-star meal

By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
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Tomfish3000 0
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That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.

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ninjaxprincess89 0
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and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped

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Tomfish3000 0
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That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.

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RyGan 0
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Did you jump ? ( im horrible at puns )

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lovelylittleme 0

Why was SHE feeding YOU?

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glutgyoogle 6

That is why the babysitter feeds the child. Not the other way around....

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ima_krackerr 0

ewwwwwww... wow that's nasty. I'm sorry

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ulliellax 0

LOL and thats why you should always look at what you eat before eating it... but eww thats nasty, a cricket :X

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livinthefridge13 1

No it was shoved in her mouth. hehe...

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Nap_fml 0
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crickets are just about the healthiest (and according to some, most tasty) bugs there are.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

That's like saying "cat shits are just about the healthiest (and according to some, most tasty) shits there are"

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lilflake 0
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how would u know that did u try it

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Link5794 18

Insects have chitinous exoskeletons,crab have chitinous exoskeletons, crabs are delicious, therefore insects are delicious.

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Tehalon 0
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You shouldnt spit out your food! They would commit murder in Africa for a nice dead cricket! :P

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kimora_fml 0
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atleast it wasnt a roach? but its still disgusting!!!!

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plethora 3
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#4, yes, but you don't eat something picked up off the floor having been dead for an indeterminate amount of time, no matter the nutritional content.

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cprompt 0

All we know is that the cricket was dead after it was removed from your mouth. We can't be certain it was dead when it was placed into your mouth.

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whatsarahsaid 0
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Oh, God, I got the heeby jeebies after reading this.

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ninjaxprincess89 0
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and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped

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