Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
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I like to squeeze things!
#1 - On 12/20/2011 at 4:32pm by FMLandurstoo
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He's just kidding, no need to take it up the butt.
#2 - On 12/20/2011 at 4:33pm by heybuddy2344
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