As self depracating as this may be, I'll admit something: I tend to sweat a lot, despite taking thorough showers daily (at worst bi-daily), so I know I don't really smell good usually (I use tons of deodorant or cologne, but I still sweat somehow, or my feet act up instead...). But yeah, I can barely notice it. And at times when I leave the windows of my room open, I notice a slight difference in the freshness of my room; plus my mom usually says my room stinks too, lol. But even as I breathe right now, I don't notice anything. So it's true, you do get used to scents. I've even noticed when I go to other people's houses, there's a weird smell, and none of them ever seem to notice it. I'm sure I've got the exact same scenario with my house. Luckily, I've realized this, so about 10 minutes before I expect guests, I whip out the febreze ;)

Talk to a doctor. That's a medical condition and probably treatable.

I think it's nicely written. The FML's are written for amusement, and building some suspense in a few lines of text is very clever. I like it. Also, OP, this is disgusting and a serious health hazard. Call the police on those bastards. It makes me wonder what you did to deserve this, though.

I totally agree, I love how this was written. XD

Thank you #45 Poor OP, but it's absolutely true. The only reason we don't 'smell' air is that our brains adapt, and thus consider what we interact with constantly to be normal.

Hell, I think she should stuff it IN the pillow. She might not have the rabbit anymore, but a dead mouse would work.