I'm sure there are plenty of bastards out there who would like to buy your house and would appreciate the lawn detailing. You might get a lower price or be asked to make extra repairs because they're, well, y'know... bastards.

Whoa what transpired to cause this nasty post divorce treatment? Honestly, this sounds evil. I'm no lawyer but maybe showing the evidence of what she did to your property to a courtroom could go for vandalism? I'd try to fight back against her antics.

Now you can recover your finances by suing her ass for the damages caused by her vandalism and the effect it had on your deal. If the divorce is final, this a time to get back your assets from her to recoup the losses caused by her vandalizing your home.

Destruction of property, tortious interference with contract, intentional infliction of emotional distress, trespass to land, harassment…yeah, that’s several layers of a lawsuit.

Your ex wife is a genius 😂😂