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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25582) - you deserved it (5693)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

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This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

#3 - On 12/15/2011 at 4:36pm by sweet2u22

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I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?

#4 - On 12/15/2011 at 4:37pm by jackassiddy

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