By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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Lythiaren 8

Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.

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Lythiaren 8

Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.

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Lythiaren 8

is* I hate the keyboard on my iPhone sometimes...

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a7x451 0

First off God of War is way more important than women second off you should make him a sammich before he gets home then do his laundry like a good girl.

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Lythiaren 8

No... all she has to do is dress like Aphrodite does in the game.

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someone2me2 1

Lol Snap the disk in half

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imbatman_fml 0

That's crazy....Everyone knows you don't Loan it out till you get all the trophies!

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topherweaver 0

ydi for not being as interesting as a game hahaha. make him a Sandwich

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Saiiyko 0

I would have done that to my boyfriend if my friend was letting me borrow god of war 3. YDI OP. it's GOD of WAR 3. oh and I'm a girl.

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Byrdd 0

u can come to my house. i hate ps3! :)

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gekkman34 0

God of War 3 is EPIC, totally worth it.

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tereshay 0

what's with all this damn sandwich makin shiet?

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hiphopapotamuz 0

you hate ps3 cause you don't have it, 75 I have both the ps3 and xbox and ps3 is better. no contest.

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nbsmatambo 2

God of War 3 > Sex

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HaveAWaffle 0

XBOX360 > PS3. GOW3 > SEX

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crazycornn 0

who plays a video game instead of having sex. y'all are douchebags :P

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black_knight402 0

120 guys that have no problem getting pussy

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innocuus 0

my first thought was wow that guy's a fag. like it'd really take that long to nail her. just go get the game afterwards. if a guy did that to me he'd be lucky to get the chance again for at least a month.

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urface132 0

No way god of war 3 is awsome. I would of done the same;)

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MyStarrz 0

lol @ 32 ...i dont think his (in)significant other is gunna be getting any Disk 2day

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Theblue_fml 0

Thinking like the sex addict I am... SEX>GoW3 Thinking like a sh*thead... GoW3>SEX

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crazycornn 0

124 guys that have no problem getting pussy aren't the guys who put off sex for video games.

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jonnyplayzaguita 0

sounds sortof like the cpmmercial for the game

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yogibear777 0

what a nerd it's all about mw2

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ILoveMyXbox 0

**** u 32 it's one of the best games ever

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ILoveMyXbox 0

127 or guys that have no problem getting pussy

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Shitz_N_Gigglez 0

This sounds like the ******* commercial. >.> It's just a little suspicious.

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Superflyshyguy 0

Hey, just a suggestion, *ahem* maybe this wouldn't have happened if you would've just kept your opinions to yourself like a useful woman, because in the end, it's just noise.

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Shaun232 4

holy crap god of war 3

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SKI_MASK 0

60- how right you are i got the platinum and still wont lend it

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Phil135 4

Haha **** MY life for not playing God of War 3 yet!

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hannahuk1986 0

Time to trash his room. Better yet, steal his computer so he can't even play the game.

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PedoBearSaysYES 0

it comes out on xbox now too lmfao so shed have to **** all his systems up. but ydi for thinking u could top GoW3. even if she did trash everything he'd move to his friends till he finished the game.

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TheBreaKer_fml 0

only on ps3 dumbass

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ifiFaLL 1

lol i just read this yeah its old but i had to say ur a dumb bitch. it is on ps3 lolololol noob

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CG723 0

The games only for the playstation systems

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ttyler333 7

Don't worry girl. Your lips still can be around my dick. Alls good when you're just a cum guzzler no brains.

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blondcutey88 6

Oh hail nah!!!! it'd be ova soooooo fast gurrrrl!!!!! Fo rails!!!!!

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maskedman 9

you made me spit with laughter all over my phone. why would you communicate like this?

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sublimaze 6

it's her iPhone keyboard. she has the "iGhetto" package for jailbroken phones that autocorrects text into pseudo-urban style with an attitude, so you sound like a cracked-out rapper's girlfriend from the 'hood. it's popular with rebellious white teenage girls

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protwtf 0

Ya #69 you win big time. The "Ighetto" package, lols.

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STYLE_E 0

Double win for being #69 and for "Ighetto"

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monicalynn 0

aaaahahaha exactly what I was thinking

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mariekentairo 0

What a douche. You should stay with him, then just before spring break, dump him. Unless you've already had spring break? In such case just cut a few wires in his computer so he spends a month trying to figure out what's wrong with it.

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mariekentairo 0

Or PS3 from what I gather.

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Lythiaren 8

If she did that to his PS3, I imagine she would be the one getting dumped... after he forces her to replace it.

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T_X_P 2

Actually, a douchebag would probably screw her and THEN go get the video game. Just sayin'

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lightningqi 0

ouch dump him but god of war 3 is pretty ownnage

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boopityboppity 11

I didn't even know there were five gaming systems...

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maskedman 9

I understand that onlinezach is saying that videogames and loved ones are not comparable, but is he saying video games are better?

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maskedman 9

It seems like women have been holding out on sex for so long that men had to find a better alternative like **** or video games. Now the women are pissed.

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Phil135 4

You, good sir, are a genius. Good day now.

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