By xxlexi_lovexx - United States
  Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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  a7x451  |  0

First off God of War is way more important than women second off you should make him a sammich before he gets home then do his laundry like a good girl.

  innocuus  |  0

my first thought was wow that guy's a fag. like it'd really take that long to nail her. just go get the game afterwards. if a guy did that to me he'd be lucky to get the chance again for at least a month.


Hey, just a suggestion, *ahem* maybe this wouldn't have happened if you would've just kept your opinions to yourself like a useful woman, because in the end, it's just noise.


it comes out on xbox now too lmfao so shed have to fuck all his systems up.

but ydi for thinking u could top GoW3. even if she did trash everything he'd move to his friends till he finished the game.

  sublimaze  |  6

it's her iPhone keyboard. she has the "iGhetto" package for jailbroken phones that autocorrects text into pseudo-urban style with an attitude, so you sound like a cracked-out rapper's girlfriend from the 'hood. it's popular with rebellious white teenage girls

By  mariekentairo  |  0

What a douche. You should stay with him, then just before spring break, dump him. Unless you've already had spring break? In such case just cut a few wires in his computer so he spends a month trying to figure out what's wrong with it.