tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ww2freak
Centreville, United States
Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
BathroomMuch
United States
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Use the force
Today, I walked into a glass door at the mall because I thought it was automatic. It wasn’t. The make up smudge from my face is now part of the door's Christmas decor. FML
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EwanSmith 2
could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.
DDpandaz 0
Merry Shitmas OP
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EwanSmith 2
could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.
deviable 9
Or he could have been filling his "bag of toys".
ohSNAPyall 27
Ho-ho-no!
Melinadesu 3
Well, he only comes once a year...
GP14brBaller 5
YDI for going to macy's
keepcaImcarryon 0
could have been worst, you could have been with your child and there would have been another kid on FML who had to find out that Santa isn't real the hard way :(
zombicidal 11
WHAT SANTA ISN'T REAL! BLASPHEMY!
RedPillSucks 33
Of course he's real. OP just saw him taking a dump! Can't get more real than that.
xoconnie 8
who cares? santa is a human being who poops too! jeez cut him a break!
DalekScythe 0
Well you always say you never get shit for Christmas! :D
jroxursox1 10
The thing is walking in on him doing so was not pleasant. No one ever said it wasn't normal.
MandyMeow_fml 18
It's the most wonderful time of the year..
gregorrok1 0
If OP was a woman it might be even worse for multiple reasons.
LouisianaBob 9
yes yes we all love christmas specials even for "everybody poops"
lenamartinovic 13
More like the creepiest time of the year @2 - I'm in love w/ ur iPhone case.
MandyMeow_fml 18
56- Ah yes Christmas can be a creepy time of the year with the whole Santa coming into your house in the middle of the night.. Oh and thank you :)
HerpYourDerp 7
Santa's as classy as ever.
TherealMort 0
He's getting your present ready OP. Be thankful
lolololer 8
he has to make sure he an still see id people are being naughty or nice...
yunilee7 4
Please stop, you're killing my brain cells.
DontClickOnMe 28
Actually I think she meant "can" instead of "an" not "and"
UrNotFunny 0
33- Glad to finally see someone talking sense on this site. There are way too many self-proclaimed grammar Nazi ***** who overreact at every little mistake. They think they are masters of the English language and have the right to lambast anyone who makes a mistake just because they know the different between "your" and "you're". Honestly, it's quite pathetic.
olpally 33
55 and 57 read my profile... You'll see where I stand with grammar nazi trolls..
GRRSOM 7
I have nothing against common grammar mistakes, but she could at least proof-read so it makes some sense.
DDpandaz 0
Merry Shitmas OP
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
How does that even gets thumbs up..
deviable 9
Well where else is he gonna get all that "coal"?
alc0227 9
Dirty dirty Santa.........
cutielilangel 8
Tell him to make sure he washes his hands!!!
VoteForTaco 8
He could have said "ho ho ho" if he saw you 0_0'
leogirl95 12
Pretty sure Santa's a dude
ReeceCT 0
How do you not take a picture of that? Can you say once in a lifetime opportunity?