tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
ww2freak
Centreville, United States
Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
BathroomMuch
United States
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Use the force
Today, I walked into a glass door at the mall because I thought it was automatic. It wasn’t. The make up smudge from my face is now part of the door's Christmas decor. FML
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EwanSmith 2
could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.
DDpandaz 0
Merry Shitmas OP
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saIty 17
Of course that Santa was fake, because the real Santa always shuts the door. So you should have chucked cubes of cheese at him yelling, "you fake!"
PeteyPablo12308 20
Cubes of cheese?? What the ****?!
Jf770 10
Yes, always throw cubes of cheese to people who anger you.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
And then another victim will walk in on him ******** the cubes of cheese. There is no solution.
superben37 1
hahaha
ikickgingers 15
Game on, Santa
cynide 13
He freshly making your present since you were naughty
A100893 30
At least he didn't give you his self-made coal.
Dandeska 7
Santa loves backing it out
bubo_fml 11
That ain't a lump of coal in your stocking, Junior!
chessypie 0
R u 8 because i dont think I would care that much
ByronJess 17
Are you eight? You type like an eight year old. And I too agree that you are weird for not caring.
Steve95401 49
Talk about "Bad Santa".
Chixken 6
That's classy
every1luvsboners 11
With the global warming travesty Santa is forced to limit the amount of coal he can put into stockings and substitute turds.
Nuttyicecream 2
Lmao >:D pure genius