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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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By ww2freak - 14/06/2012 01:17 - United States - Centreville

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 04:59 - Canada

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By BathroomMuch - 25/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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By Loola - 21/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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EwanSmith 2

Monday 12 December 2011 11:51

could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.

DDpandaz 0

Monday 12 December 2011 11:56

Merry Shitmas OP

Comments

angrynegro7 16

Monday 12 December 2011 16:22

Could have been been worse OP. A real FML would have involved you getting sodomized by Santa and him whispering in your ear: "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"

hateevryone 14

Monday 12 December 2011 16:52

he needed a break

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 12 December 2011 17:04

At least it wasn't in your stocking! :)

andrea4416 0

Monday 12 December 2011 17:14

That's so disgusting

captainfalcon7 0

Monday 12 December 2011 17:58

Did you sit on his lap?

superben37 1

Wednesday 14 December 2011 22:25

u mean shit

MsCane 6

Monday 12 December 2011 20:51

All of these Christmas jokes really aren't funny to me. I must be one of a few that actually thinks a grown ass man taking a dump with the door open is disgusting. You shouldn't even do that at home let alone in public. Wtf.