tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ww2freak
Centreville, United States
Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
BathroomMuch
United States
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Use the force
Today, I walked into a glass door at the mall because I thought it was automatic. It wasn’t. The make up smudge from my face is now part of the door's Christmas decor. FML
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EwanSmith 2
could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.
DDpandaz 0
Merry Shitmas OP
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Comments (90)
angrynegro7 16
Could have been been worse OP. A real FML would have involved you getting sodomized by Santa and him whispering in your ear: "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
hateevryone 15
he needed a break
laden_swallow09 35
At least it wasn't in your stocking! :)
andrea4416 0
That's so disgusting
captainfalcon7 0
Did you sit on his lap?
superben37 1
u mean shit
MsCane 6
All of these Christmas jokes really aren't funny to me. I must be one of a few that actually thinks a grown ass man taking a dump with the door open is disgusting. You shouldn't even do that at home let alone in public. Wtf.
bubo_fml 11
I hope he didn't offer you any "Chessnuts roasting on an open fire..."
CallMeHush 1
Did it smell like candy canes and butter cookies?
RodStar 0
Mr. Hankey!!!
CupcakeFanaTIC 2
Merry Christmas indeed.