tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ww2freak
Centreville, United States
Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
BathroomMuch
United States
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Use the force
Today, I walked into a glass door at the mall because I thought it was automatic. It wasn’t. The make up smudge from my face is now part of the door's Christmas decor. FML
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EwanSmith 2
could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.
DDpandaz 0
Merry Shitmas OP
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KiddNYC1O 22
Challenge him to a fart war and that if you win he owes you double gifts.
sjhill 32
Better out than in! And at least it wasn't in front of the kids. Merry Christmas!
linkinpark98 24
Oh well..... Merry Christmas OP! :) Make sure you dont ask for anything related to chocolate....
EmperorHilo 11
That's just too funny.
DankTurtle 0
Merry christmas OP
lmaoatall 6
Was he singing Jingle smells Jingle smells Jingle all the (grunts and pushes) waayyyy!
RedPillSucks 33
Jingle bells, Santa smells. I just layed an elf?
perdix 31
Looks like Santa wants a blumpkin! That'd make him a jolly, old elf!
Gigaboo 0
look in the toilet....he left u a present
happykesh 3
Ho ho ho, merrrryy shitmas.
DynamicDave 11
I was waiting for a "shitty situation" pun... Half of me is happy I didn't find one, and half of me is disappointed that there is one less certainty in life.