tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ww2freak
Centreville, United States
Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
BathroomMuch
United States
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Use the force
Today, I walked into a glass door at the mall because I thought it was automatic. It wasn’t. The make up smudge from my face is now part of the door's Christmas decor. FML
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EwanSmith 2
could have been worse, he could of been emptying his sack.
DDpandaz 0
Merry Shitmas OP
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DaMan25 4
Hahahaha that made my boring ass night
Hungry_Panda 3
He probably got the urge to take a shit after a little girl shit on his lap. You never know...
DalekScythe 0
nice references to the FML posted earlier! :)
MissTimeLord 3
Well you know what they say...everybody poops
Not_You_Again 15
Howdy Ho!
Autumnie 0
Why the hell are you upset about this? It's a guy using the bathroom. I would understand if you're a five-year-old, but seriously?
justinhere 3
looks like he had some gifts to send down the chimney..... disturbing
bladerox4 0
Well he try's to watch everyone. Or the other way around
mommykrissy_05 7
Wheres a camera when you need one! Perfect holiday card! lol
sniperkit 10
Today, my brother sent me a holiday card with a picture of a fake Santa taking a dump on it. Now my five year old won't stop crying because he realized that Santa isn't real. FML
OfficeNinja 5
Santa is magical, but not so magical that he never craps!
Akalia_fml 7
Well, that’s just classy…