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Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

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hey at least your facial hair was longer than kim kardashian's marriage.

#14 - On 12/06/2011 at 2:45am by flockz

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I wasn't aware lesbians had facial hair.

#7 - On 12/06/2011 at 2:39am by ole_sidai

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