Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
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ole_sidai 4
I wasn't aware lesbians had facial hair.
flockz 20
hey at least your facial hair was longer than kim kardashian's marriage.
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Comments (124)
ninjuh_wingman 29
Think of it this way. If you cant get a straight girl, you could always pretend to be a lesbian and try to see if you can get a girl.
Mister_Triangle 21
Sounds like the plot of a lame romantic comedy. Michael Cera would be perfect for the lead role
FYLDeep 26
I have very little facial hair as well OP. I can't grow anything that looks decent and I'm 22.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I know it's so depressing. How am I ever going to get a wife if my rutabagas always turn out green?
Mister_Triangle 21
I just started my beard journey a few days ago; I'm happy with the results so far. My advice: strain your face until your Beard Level increases
elementalz 2
That sucks but facial hair isn't all that great honestly I think its annoying because I can grow like a full on beard in a week and I find it annoying to shave every week
Keyganator 5
As a dude , I hate having a beard unless it's Movember.
feldco1 17
Hey, you like it, so that's what matters...right?
suavesuave 2
Who's your daddy
mikejunior88 4
Did Justin Bieber write this?
Joanlysn 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ;'D
ten_go86 5
at least u won't get raped by mozzies; they'll think you're one of them
frustratedcelt 18
Hey, as long as it gets you pussy .....
pdp_fml 21
Well, don't worry about having facial hair. It's over- rated. Shaving everyday sucks!
Mister_Triangle 21
According to you, shaving sucks and so does having facial hair. Is there a third option for us to do?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Face waxing!
jaredofmo 22
47 — LASER HAIR REMOVAL.