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By battered and bruised - 14/02/2022 06:00

Today, I bought some roller skates to go with the set my daughter got for her birthday. I haven’t skated since I was a kid, but I figured it was like riding a bike and I couldn’t have forgotten altogether. My broken coccyx disagrees. FML
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actually it is entirely possible to forget how to ride a bike. i learned and mastered it when I was 10, but didn’t ride again until I was 25. I’ve been trying for months and I still can’t even travel one foot without falling... and please don’t call me stupid. I’m painfully aware. I’ve actually tried to kill myself because of my low intelligence.

Well, I guess you're not going to have anymore kids with a broken coccyx. I thought the medical term was penis, but I guess they came up with a new one.

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actually it is entirely possible to forget how to ride a bike. i learned and mastered it when I was 10, but didn’t ride again until I was 25. I’ve been trying for months and I still can’t even travel one foot without falling... and please don’t call me stupid. I’m painfully aware. I’ve actually tried to kill myself because of my low intelligence.

Well, I guess you're not going to have anymore kids with a broken coccyx. I thought the medical term was penis, but I guess they came up with a new one.