Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
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ole_sidai 4
I wasn't aware lesbians had facial hair.
flockz 20
hey at least your facial hair was longer than kim kardashian's marriage.
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Comments (124)
Samigirl11 0
wowowowow hahaha nice dad lol
2dog 15
Lol
ALLDAY88 8
In all honesty beards win. Noshavember and Decembeard anyone?
HisAngel6511 11
...Are you Justin Beiber?
bubo_fml 11
Be happy he didn't say something crass, such as..."Does that hair tickle your boyfriend's dick?"
Pazu_fml 10
About 99% of people who think their facial hair makes them look cool is wrong. You should be appreciative of your dad's honesty.
XxPieTheifxX 6
Wow that sucks
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
Sucks to be you OP.
rexgar2000 10
dude I dont know if you noticed but every comment you make on FML that I have seen it's always thumbed down and buried, that tells you something huh? plus for some odd reason you profile pic annoys me.
Arxikist 3
Once you get pubes show him them.