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Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML


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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

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#1 - On 08/18/2011 at 2:40am by lindsaymiedema

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That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.

#3 - On 08/18/2011 at 2:41am by angela3222

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