Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
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seemetrot_fml 16

Somehow I feel like this is a common occurrence for university students..

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Elielili 13

Beer tastes like piss anyways, you won't notice the difference;)

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Elielili 13

Beer tastes like piss anyways, you won't notice the difference;)

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grajax 24

I am quite offended. The piss I drink is of utmost quality and taste; how dare you imply that piss tastes bad? Shame on you, sir. Shame on you.

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thehappycamper 13

Be a dear, and grab the poor fellow a bedpan.

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Sandsh8rk 36

If he's gonna be that lazy, he may as well invest in a diaper.

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seemetrot_fml 16

Somehow I feel like this is a common occurrence for university students..

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Laphog 17

It's okay. He hasn't installed a catheter attached to 50 feet of hose that drains into the toilet yet...it can always get worse

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hyperreader 15

Why so I feel like you are talking out of personal experience

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cheshirecat13242 32

Maybe he found one of those "life hacks" that are just jokes, intended to screw with people?

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born_hustla 26

Damn, I wonder what's next..taking a shit in a pizza box?

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False_Stupidity 41

Don't give him ideas! He might be reading this.

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Tomryan279 10

He needs to grow up and use the toilet.

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coolmike699 26

During my sophomore year at college, my roommate got so wasted he pissed in the microwave. That's way worse than in a beer bottle.

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