Probable cause

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 651
You deserved it 199

Same thing different taste

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If the smell was that bad, you should have told him you were speeding cause you needed to take a shit. You'd probably have got out of the ticket.

Crack smells like farts? Now I don't want to try it anymore.

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If the smell was that bad, you should have told him you were speeding cause you needed to take a shit. You'd probably have got out of the ticket.

Crack smells like farts? Now I don't want to try it anymore.