Alexa, play "Tailights Fade" by Buffalo Tom

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
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Does crack smell like farts? (And I mean crack, the drug, and not butt crack.) I wouldn't think it would be so popular if it did.

The way cops hassle normal law abiding people makes me wonder if they are just so hard up for an actual bad guy they imagine them everywhere or if criminals actually are everywhere and I'm the weird one.

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Does crack smell like farts? (And I mean crack, the drug, and not butt crack.) I wouldn't think it would be so popular if it did.

Cops are Morons. I expect nothing less from them. Rats

ACAM might be a less divisive rallying cry.

What's ACAM? I was thinking FLM -- Flatulent Lives Matter.

American College for Advancement in Medicine (ACAM)

The way cops hassle normal law abiding people makes me wonder if they are just so hard up for an actual bad guy they imagine them everywhere or if criminals actually are everywhere and I'm the weird one.