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Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30717) - you deserved it (12317)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

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Well that was a stupid thing to say.

#6 - On 04/21/2011 at 6:05am by Livinia

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o.o *insert facepalm here* Next time, if there is one, try saying the good old fashioned, "she didn't deserve you, there are better women out there." Maybe it will have more soothing effect.

#7 - On 04/21/2011 at 6:06am by xtacticalswarmx

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