Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was, "Don't, you'll regret it later." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to, "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Livinia 11
Well that was a stupid thing to say.
xtacticalswarmx 0
o.o *insert facepalm here* Next time, if there is one, try saying the good old fashioned, "she didn't deserve you, there are better women out there." Maybe it will have more soothing effect.
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perdix 31
A guy comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. He pulls out a gun and points it at his own head. They start giggling at him and he says,"Don't laugh, you're next!" Thank you, good night! Tip your waitress and drive safely.
codenamel 1
Your stupidity may have brought some needed comic relief to the situation! :)
dubx99 0
I would of told him go a head and do it.
russianspy1234 11
Given how many suicide attempts fail, that is far from the worst thing you could have said.
btstig 11
Haha way to go OP. He killed himself by the way.
russianspy1234 11
Bleh buggy comment system.
TeflonNinja 0
Shuriken!
brozorz 0
FAIL
koolbop56 0
this is sweet. :) don't worry. you tried, and hopefully you got a little laugh out of him!
Zodaicz 4
fyl? He's saying that he wants to kill himself and you're saying fyl?
lets_be_ian 5
agreed! "FML... I said something stupid to a guy ready to shoot himself. " I wonder if he cared?