Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was, "Don't, you'll regret it later." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to, "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Livinia 11
Well that was a stupid thing to say.
xtacticalswarmx 0
o.o *insert facepalm here* Next time, if there is one, try saying the good old fashioned, "she didn't deserve you, there are better women out there." Maybe it will have more soothing effect.
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Comments (198)
Casuality 6
Your intentions were good, don't blame yourself. Even if you said what you think was the wrong thing, you showed him that someone cares. (: I bet 20 people passed by without saying anything, giving him weird looks.
xtacticalswarmx 0
Hey, maybe it will be the start of something wonderful between the two, no? Good point though!
Casuality 6
Yeah, I hope. That guy could definitely use a friend right now. :]
xtacticalswarmx 0
That's true indeed! [=
peppermintstick 0
My thoughts, too! How many others just passed by staring or ignoring him? Its hard to have the courage to approach a stranger, let alone a crying stranger, so it is nice the OP took time to show him not all people are inconsiderate.
coolkiwipeach 0
I know me too. I would have just started laughing...like no matter how sad I was that would probably cheer me up at least a little
crissit98 0
that is so true!!!!!
apcfan009 0
New favorite fml! I actually lol'ed at this one XD
EvilPotato 15
I'm confused.
BWill9014 4
What's to be confused about... read the fml again or something... because it's not that complicated
DCFan 9
At least he won't live with any regrets =) lol yeah I know it a messed up comment but I couldn't resist
jandee 0
^ Hahaha
jandee 0
^ Hahaha
jaclynx3 0
There will be no "later in life" if he kills himself. lmfao
xtacticalswarmx 0
*facepalm*
lilmisslovely13 15
kinda the point of the fml.
BWill9014 4
You remind me of that guy on family guy that points out the obvious "ohh hehe ho ho it's funny because if he commits suicide dey will be no later in life OH ho ho"
Jimster1712 0
ur stating the obvious.....
sematariux 7
Lmfao
HeavyMetalViking 0
Well, no shit, Sherlock.
MsSoulReaper 27
Wow, stat the obvious. idiot.
xtacticalswarmx 0
Haha, this girl is everywhere.
jaclynx3 0
ummm? stalker much?
xtacticalswarmx 0
Hahah, oh you wish girl. Go back to school, use you brain for something other than, "hmm maybe if I put "hit on me ;)" on my FML profile I can get a boyfriend." it was a mere observation.
Leo_C_fml 0
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
heyimjennyFML 5
YDI for trying to help someone
silvervixen 0
this comment is the most ridiculously selfish thing I've seen! So OP should have said nothing at all? It is better to have said something slightly dopey than say nothing at all! The guy needed someone to show they cared OP did that and who knows maybe it made him smile a bit.
redbluegreen 41
Troll in the dungeon.
tannarox 0
thought you ought to know...*faints*
apcfan009 0
ahhh Harry Potter references....
sourgirl101 29
Does the "after" life count as regret? I'd think so!
enonymous 9
I regret my after life. I spent it trying to learn how to be humble and brave from Hellen Keller but she straight up ignored me. Luckily I was reincarnated as Tom Sellecks mustache.
lukethe 0
When someone says they want to kill themself, you need to notify the authorities quickly... it could be serious! Blah me getting all serious lol ;)
denaysanders 0
WoOOOoW
agummere796 0
dumb