Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
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redbluegreen 40

As if it needed to be said, her actions were snot for the greater good.

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Doortje 29

Oh my.. *shudders* *shudders again* Brr. Yuck.

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redbluegreen 40

As if it needed to be said, her actions were snot for the greater good.

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whoisthisgirl 4

lol mhm. but that's nasty... I'd punch the bitch lol

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insanesna1l 0

who nose what other dirty secrets this chick could cough up?

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damselchelle 4

she a nasty hoe!

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bariforlife 0

shouldnt OP have known she was trying to get phlegm out?? I mean wouldnt it be obvious...i would have backed off

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VianaJ_Garcia 14

There shouldn't be any more comments after yours. HAHAHA!

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tooflirty 8

Win !! P.S: thanks for the images that i can't get out of my mind OP

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spicyasscakes 0

I love when that happens

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TheNewGuy03 28

not sure why, but your comment makes me want to cackle uproariously. |the kid|

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DanielleTheOne 3

Well your girlfriend is a dirty little rat. You should get rid of that unhygenic mut.

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Acousticpixie14 6

Yes, his girlfriend is disgusting. He needs to dump her. Also though...why did he not push her away? It's not as if it's silent when someone is clearing phlegm from their throat. That's quite audible.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

For a stunt like that they would find her corpse in the middle of the ocean. I'm not even a violent person, but that would make me snap so quickly and violently.

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wendyyyy 0

um agree... so absolutely gross.

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roflrawrlol 0

your comment doesn't match your picture >.>

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SayPeanuts 29

Your reply doesn't match his comment.

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limeyellow666 0

You look about 12. This site is totally inappropriate for you.

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TheAftermath 0

oh my....I think i feel yesterday's chicken coming back up.

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Summer_Jane 0

Well, if so, take what you've learned from this FML and put it to good use: Make sure it comes up while you're kissing someone. (Absolutely don't, *gag*!)

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TheNewGuy03 28

i guess that this is her way of showing her love. i bet it came from deep inside her. she's just trying to get you to spit out the truth! remember, it's the thought that counts! ...ah, i can't front; this is ******* appalling. i would have possibly headbutted her. accidentally. |the kid|

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Accidentally? Head-butt? I wouldn't care who did this to me, they would suffer unimaginable horrors.

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TheNewGuy03 28

i'm partly kidding. not sure which part of me is, however... |the kid|

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Doortje 29

Oh my.. *shudders* *shudders again* Brr. Yuck.

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