By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
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Bruh what the hell

lots of missed comments on this fml no jokes about swallowing or choking? play on word about "getting it back up"

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Bruh what the hell

lots of missed comments on this fml no jokes about swallowing or choking? play on word about "getting it back up"

Do you even know what suave means?