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Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell
a movie
it's poison! but don't panic it wont take affect for a few hours. she was trying to drug you so that she could steal your youth away and live another 50 years, the old bag!. go sleep of the affects in a secure area where you can be seen at all times.
lllioooollll thats movie is just wrg in everyway, funny movie, but wrg
lol 1 OP, I don't know why you needed to post the panic attack... the old granny cooties in your mouth is enough!!
You'm had a panic attack, huh?
haha xD I also noticed that !
rofl
I think I would vomit before I panicked
"I'm had a panic attack" Seriously?
Is 'Phlegmy' even an adjective?
That's not a question.
I'm a little thrown off by the "I'm had" but..... still, ewh!!! shoulda barfed it out on her feet.
but she's just an old lady, you can't be that harsh. who knows? it could startle her so much she falls over and has a heart attack or breaks a hip haha
I'm thinking the better route would have been to cough it back into her mouth, thus beginning a never ending phlegm coughing war in which everyone is entertained!
Ew! If she's anything like most of the fml's about the much older generation, she probably laughed at you after or blamed you for not helping her properly. JK but fyl. );
eeww that's the most disgusting thing eever Dx
I believe we need a grammar clean-up on aisle four. Mods, if you would be so kind?
you need a life
26 - You* life.*
rofl
26 - It really is hilarious that you're telling someone to get a life over the Internet. Doing so reveals that you are in need of one far more than I. And besides, Wal-Mart was out of them when I tried to get one.
Wal-mart has crappy lives. Go to Target or something better.
Value Village or Goodwill may have some interesting ones... mind you, they're used.
I like your style.
EWWW ! That would be gross , but i would soo cough it back :) !
****** sickk
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Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell
You'm had a panic attack, huh?