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Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6371) - you deserved it (36523)

On 08/03/2010 at 6:21am - misc - by Jesse from - United States

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oh no! I couldn't keep a lanyard on ur finger they must hate u now

#7 - On 08/03/2010 at 10:38am by hawkmcge3

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but... why?

#11 - On 08/03/2010 at 10:40am by barrelroll1472

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